Quantum Night Page 11

  But no. No, that would be crazy.

  And yet—

  And yet, apparently, it wouldn’t be the worst thing I’d ever done.

  —

  I passed a couple of grad students and a janitor as I made my way down the corridor. Being assistant department head was mostly an administrative pain in the butt, but the job did come with a master set of keys. When the coast was clear, I let myself into Menno’s office.

  Four avocado-green filing cabinets lined one wall. I was afraid they might be locked, but they weren’t. Menno himself probably hadn’t been in them for years; paper files were of little use to a blind man, I supposed, but perhaps teaching assistants or grad students maintained them for him. I quickly found the “L” files, but there were none about Lucidity, and so I started at the top drawer of the first cabinet, and looked at every file in turn.

  I almost skipped by one labeled “DoD,” but was intrigued. Was it really the American military? And indeed it was—and related to Project Lucidity, to boot. I laid out each page on the floor and snapped photos of them with my iPhone. I thought about leaving, but there was a touch of Pavlov’s dogs in me, I guess; I’d been rewarded once, and I wanted to see if I’d be rewarded again. I continued on past D, through E, F, G, and so on, betting against myself that there’d be no X or Z files . . . and there weren’t; the last paper file was labeled “Yerkes-Dodson handout.”

  But there was one drawer left, and so I opened it—and found it crammed with old VHS videocassettes. Seven were labeled “Altruistic Behaviour Study 1988,” one was labeled “Teaching Company Audition,” and five were labeled “APA AGM 1994.” But there was one that had me salivating: the sticker on its spine said, “Lucidity Subject JM,” who doubtless was me—the time-honored custom of referring to patients and experimental subjects by their initials, as if that afforded real anonymity. I took that cassette, headed out of Menno’s office, being careful to turn the lights back off—not that Menno would notice—and drove to my condo, five minutes away.

  I hadn’t used my VHS player in years, and was relieved to find it still worked. I looked so young! And so did Menno—and it was startling to see him back before he’d lost his sight; I’d forgotten how expressive his eyes had been. “Let me just identify this recording,” he said in a sibilant voice that was a tad more energetic than it was today. He cleared his throat. “January sixteenth, 2001. Subject JM.”

  My heart skipped a beat: footage of me from the beginning of my dark time! Still, that made sense: yes, I’d been involved with Lucidity in 2000, but I couldn’t recall doing any interviews, or, for that matter, why one would bother to interview people about fairly boring hearing tests, or whatever the heck it had been? I wondered what had moved Menno to start doing them at this point.

  He leaned back in his chair. “Thanks for coming in, Jim.”

  “My pleasure.”

  “So, I’m just going to ask you a few questions, if you don’t mind.”

  “Be my guest.”

  “How have you been? How do you feel?”

  “Fit as a fiddle,” I said. “Right as rain.”

  “Good, good. Your classes are going okay?”

  “Yes. I’m enjoying them all.”

  “And what about participating in this study? Have you been enjoying that?”

  “Sure. And, you know, as a student, I can always use the extra cash.”

  “I’m sure,” said Menno. He moved his chair closer to mine. “And how do you feel compared to before you became one of our experimental subjects?”

  I saw myself blink three times rapidly. “The same,” I said. “Why? Shouldn’t I?”

  There was something flat in Menno’s tone. “Yes, of course.”

  The interview lasted seven minutes, according to the timecode running along the bottom of the screen. It was followed by the next one, exactly one month later, on February 16, 2001, which was pretty much the same, although my birthday had passed two days before, meaning I was now twenty.

  The one for March 16, 2001, was similar, too. Kayla and I had recently started dating. I talked about how we’d gone to Pop Soda’s the night before and listened to some live jazz; not fancy, but within our student budgets. Other than that, my response to all the questions he asked was the same mixture of clichés, platitudes, and banalities that had filled the previous interviews, and, as I soon discovered, filled the next two, as well. I was fine, chugging along, keeping my head above water, hanging in there.

  But the final monthly interview, conducted on Monday, June eighteenth—the sixteenth having fallen on Saturday, it seems—was radically different in tone.

  “This is just like the other times, okay?” said Menno. “A routine evaluation; same questions as always.”

  I had arms crossed in front of my chest. “Yeah, okay. Let’s get it over with.”

  “Tell me how you feel today, Jim.”

  “Fine.”

  “You’re happy?”

  “I’m okay, yeah.”

  “Healthy?”

  “Sure. Yeah.”

  “How are things with Kayla?”

  I—the one here in 2020—shifted on my living-room couch; the other me, back in 2001, sat motionless. “They’re fine.”

  “You’ve been going out for over three months now.”

  “Yeah.”

  “And how do you feel about her?”

  “She’s okay.”

  “Just okay? Do you love her?”

  “Sure. She’s great in bed.”

  “I mean, do you have feelings for her? Romantic feelings?”

  “She’s a good lay. And she looks good, y’know? Impresses the other guys, me being with her.”

  “And that’s important?”

  “Course. Gotta be seen to be on top, man. The king. Gotta be in control.”

  I paused the playback and looked at the image of myself frozen on the screen. I would have sworn up and down that I’d never talked about a woman that way before in my entire life; I wouldn’t have believed it if—well, if it wasn’t right here, on video, in front of me. My stomach was knotting, and I tasted acid at the back of my throat.

  I let the playback resume. There was silence for a long moment—I thought I must have accidentally muted the sound—but it was just Menno digesting what I’d said, apparently, because at last he spoke again. “What about your sister? Heather, is it? How do you feel about her?”

  “She’s all right.”

  “Anything else you want to say about her?”

  “I keep in touch. Make her think she’s important, y’know?”

  “Why?”

  “She’s a soft touch.”

  “For money, you mean?”

  “Yeah, for money. She’s a lawyer now. Deep pockets.”

  I sagged back into my couch, numb. What the hell had happened to me back then?

  14

  YouTube has countless films of psychological experiments, and I often used the ceiling-mounted projector to show them to my students. One of my favorites is the Heider and Simmel animation from 1944, which starts by showing a large hollow square with a black triangle inside it. Soon one side of the square hinges open, and the triangle moves out. A smaller black triangle and a small circle move in from the right side of the frame. The three solid shapes slide around the screen, sometimes touching, while the hinged square periodically flaps open and closed.

  I remember when I first saw that cartoon myself as an undergraduate in Menno Warkentin’s class. He asked us to write down what had happened in the film. I’d said the large triangle was a monster unleashed from a cage to chase off a boy and a girl who were out exploring; the boy—yeah, back then, my consciousness about gender-role stereotypes hadn’t yet been raised—bravely fought off the monster, while the girl snuck into the big square to steal treasure; eventually, the boy and girl escaped
, and, in a fit of anger at having been bested, the monster destroyed its cage.

  My response was typical if idiosyncratic. Others had seen mating rituals, battlefield maneuvers, or slapstick comedies—but we’d all experienced some sort of story. When Heider and Simmel first did this test, only three of their hundred and fourteen subjects dispassionately described what the film actually depicted: two squares and two triangles moving about an empty space. Everyone else constructed a narrative, pretty much out of whole cloth.

  As always, my own students did not disappoint. Boris, in the front row, said, “It’s a political allegory, right? The big triangle, that’s the United States. And Mexico, that’s the little triangle. The flapping box represents the border, sometimes open and sometimes closed, and in the end, by trying to keep everyone out, the US ends up destroying itself.”

  You could hear the crickets in the room; nobody else had seen anything quite like that, I guess.

  I let a few more people share their interpretations—which ranged from bawdy to rom-com treacly to shoot-’em-up mayhem worthy of Liam Neeson—and then I got down to the point.

  “There’s a word for what all of you have just done. It’s confabulation. We tell ourselves stories, building them out of almost nothing, then convince ourselves they’re true . . .”

  MENNO Warkentin didn’t come in to the university on Thursdays, so after my morning class, I headed over to his apartment in the heart of downtown. As always, the CBC was on in my car, this time with news that did surprise me.

  Hayden Trenholm, the same pundit I’d heard interviewed yesterday, was speaking with Piya Chattopadhyay.

  “So,” Piya said, in her bubbly voice, “former Calgary city mayor Naheed Nenshi has just thrown his hat into the ring, running as the federal NDP candidate in the riding of Calgary Southwest. Hayden, what do you make of that?”

  “It’s a coup for the NDP,” said Trenholm, “since there has long been speculation that Nenshi was being wooed by the Trudeau Liberals. The fact he went to the NDP might be seen as an indication he has bigger ambitions than Cabinet. I wouldn’t be surprised if the caucus declares him the acting leader in the next few days.”

  “And what about the riding he’s running in?”

  “It’s the perfect choice if Nenshi is being positioned to lead the New Democrats. Calgary Southwest is Stephen Harper’s old riding; the folks in it know well the perks that go with being the home base of a prime minister. But people all across Calgary love Nenshi, and they enjoy that he’s become an international star. Back in 2013, when Rob Ford was the butt of jokes in Toronto, Nenshi was doing a conspicuously spectacular job in Calgary—so much so, as you’ll recall, Piya, that Maclean’s named him the second-most-important person in Canada, right after the prime minister.”

  “True.”

  “And in 2015, the City Mayors Foundation awarded Nenshi the World Mayor Prize, naming him the top mayor on the planet. The only other North American contender, Houston’s Annise Parker, came in seventh.”

  I made a right turn onto Portage and started looking for a place to park.

  Piya said, “When he was first elected in Calgary in 2010, Nenshi became the first Muslim mayor in North America.”

  “Yes, that’s right,” replied Trenholm. “He practices Nizari Ismaili, a branch of Shia Islam.”

  “But mayor is one thing,” said Piya. “Prime minister is something else. Is Canada ready for a Muslim at 24 Sussex Drive?”

  “Well,” replied the pundit, “that’s for the people to decide—four weeks from today.”

  As they moved on to the next story, I found a spot on the street—a rare find this time of day—and even though it was three blocks from Menno’s apartment, I took it.

  I’d dropped him off a few times before but had never been up to his second-floor suite (no point paying extra for a view, he’d quipped). I was somewhat curious about how—or if—he’d decorated the place.

  In fact, it turned out to be nicer than my condo; the living-room furniture, in silver and cyan, was clearly a matching set, and each wall had a lovely framed Emily Carr print showing the British Columbia coast. Replica Haida totem poles—dark, unpainted wood—flanked the door to the kitchen.

  Menno was dressed as old professors usually were, in slightly baggy beige slacks and a brown cardigan. He had his dark glasses on; I wondered if he normally wore them when alone or had put them on when I’d buzzed from the lobby.

  “Jim!” he said when I’d arrived at his unit’s door “Welcome! What brings you here?” He motioned for me to come in. Pax was eyeing me from across the room. “Have a seat.”

  I did so, settling onto the couch. Menno sat in the easy chair that faced it at an oblique angle. There was a little table next to it on the left; Pax sat down beside him on the right.

  “I’ve seen the video interviews with me,” I said.

  “About the Devin Becker trial?”

  “What? No, no. The ones you did. In 2001. With me. In the old physiology building at Fort Garry.”

  Protracted silence, then: “How did you find those?”

  “The truth? I had a look around your office.”

  Menno was quiet again. “Oh,” he said at last.

  “I’d asked you what had happened during that period. Why didn’t you show me the tapes?”

  “I know it was news to you that you’d lost your memory, Jim. But it wasn’t news to me.”

  “Jesus, Menno. How long have you known?”

  “Since 2001. Since you lost it. I’m sorry, but, well, it was obvious back then. I didn’t realize you’d lost six whole months, but it was clear you’d lost some amount of time.”

  “Then why didn’t you tell me?”

  He lifted his shoulders. “Because you were on the mend.”

  “The mend? From what?”

  “I don’t know,” Menno said. He couldn’t see my expression, but must have sensed I was going to object because he held up a hand. “Honestly, I’ve tried for twenty years to figure it out.” He exhaled loudly. “You know what? It’s a relief to get to talk about it. Since Dominic moved away, I’ve had no one to discuss this with.”

  “What the hell happened?”

  “Dominic Adler and I were working on developing a device to detect phonemes that hadn’t been spoken aloud—that is, for detecting articulated thoughts in the brain. You’d responded to our notice in The Manitoban, looking for experimental subjects.”

  I did a lot of those sorts of things back then; anything to bring in a few extra bucks. “I remember. Some sort of helmet contraption . . . ?”

  Menno nodded. “We had two of them, actually. We started out with the first one, and we could indeed pick up the activity in your brain, but it was very faint, and it was being drowned out by what we thought was noise. So we developed a second helmet that added transcranial ultrasound. The idea was to see if we could boost the signal we wanted in your primary auditory cortex, make it more of an internal shout rather than a whisper, so we could pick it up better with our scanner. But instead you and—you lost consciousness.”

  “I don’t remember that.”

  “Well, you did. TUS stimulation was completely new back then; we didn’t expect it.”

  I put a hand on my chest. “What I do remember from that period is the knifing, but . . .”

  “Yes?”

  “Well, from what I can tell, I was here in Winnipeg on New Year’s Eve 2000, not in Calgary.”

  Menno lifted his shoulders. “I don’t know where you got the idea of the knifing from, but it didn’t happen, at least not then. But . . . yeah. You were here that night—and got knocked out by our helmet, and when you came back, well, you didn’t come all the way back.”

  I looked at him quizzically, but he couldn’t see that. “What?”

  “You’d had an inner voice beforehand—I’d seen it on the oscillosc
ope—but, as we soon discovered, it was gone afterward.”

  “What do you mean, ‘an inner voice’?”

  “Just that: an internal monologue; articulated phonemes in the brain even when you weren’t speaking. But after you blacked out, it was gone. The lights were on—”

  “—but nobody was home?” I said. “Seriously? Really?”

  “Yes.”

  “A fucking p-zed? A philosopher’s zombie? Jesus. Not just amnesia, but . . .” I shook my head. “No. No, that’s just a thought experiment. A philosopher’s zombie can’t really exist.”

  Menno was quiet for perhaps thirty seconds. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “They do. They’re everywhere.”

  “Oh, come on!”

  “Most of the people we tested didn’t have inner voices.”

  “Then your equipment must—”

  “Stop! You think we didn’t triple check? What I’m telling you is true.” He waved generally in my direction. “The only thing remarkable about you was that you had started out with an inner voice, then lost it for a time after you blacked out.”

  “How long was I out?”

  “Maybe five minutes. And a few days later, we tested you again—without the TUS, of course—and, well, your inner voice was gone.”

  “And so you decided to interview me on a regular basis to see—”

  “To see if there was any difference. I wish we’d done some interviews with you beforehand, but we had no way to know what was going to happen.”

  “I didn’t watch the interviews all the way through, but I didn’t notice anything different—”

  “There wasn’t anything major,” confirmed Menno. “Your external behavior was much the same as before.”

  “Until the final tape,” I said.

  “Oh,” Menno said, very softly. “Right.”

  “It wasn’t just on that tape. People could tell; Kayla could. I’d changed.”

  “Kayla?”

  “My girlfriend—at the time, I mean. Kayla Huron, and—”